Being pregnant is not unlike being engaged. It garners you a lot of attention and a lot of questions. I'm a middle child, so the additional limelight is welcome! Though in pregnancy, one does get asked a handful of questions over and over again (When are you due? Do you know if it's a boy or a girl? Have you picked out a name yet?). Not that there's anything wrong with that; there are only so many topics that arise naturally. But just to spice things up, I thought of a new set of questions for the expectant moms out there.
• So...when did you conceive?
• If your baby is born a hermaphrodite, how will you decide its sex?
• Do you want the baby to get your husband's bone structure since you're a little on the husky side?
• Is whoever's taping the birth going to be positioned at your head or your feet?
• Is there a theme to these nursery decorations, or did you just pick whatever was left on the shelves?
• Any hemorrhoids yet?
• Did the doctor miscalculate your due date, or are all women as big as you at this stage?
• Am I invited to the shower?
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I love your questions. You make me laugh.
Lois - this was great. Absolutely hilarious!
TOO FUNNY!! Here is one more you can add....
What will you do if the baby looks like your mailman?
Is the answer to all of those questions "I'm carrying my brother's triplets?" Cause it should be.
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